Posted by dane on 9th February 2007
I called an animal health service to try and get help for my poor dog, he got a bit drunk and is feeling sick.
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Posted by dane on 24th October 2006
Me and a friend tried calling this woman to tell her she had an illegal cable connection. She is such a ball breaking bitch the prank kinda backfired a bit.
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Posted by dane on 24th October 2006
I rang a veterinary surgery asking if my dog could catch any STD’s off of me, they were surprisingly helpful.
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Posted by dane on 13th October 2006
Here is a satire on American Politics that is rather old now, but substitute the old names and places for the new ones and it is spot on. This is actually a song from the best punk band that is sadly now defunct, Jello Biafra still rocks though. Taken from Dead Kennedys, Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round.
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Posted by dane on 12th October 2006
I called Hastings Insurance pretending to make an insurance claim for my crashed car while my son bleeds on the seat next to me.
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